Diamondbacks Outfielder and valley fever sufferer, Conner Jackson, took a time out from his weekly eyebrow waxing to make a guest appearance on the day time soap opera General Hospital. Really? I mean who does this guy think he is, Keith Hernandez? It’s nice to see someone on the D-backs do some television acting, instead of trying to act like a baseball player. This organization is a lot like a soap opera, between A.J. Hinch’s hiring, Wally Backman’s non-hiring, the uniforms, Gonzo, DD’s cancer, Ric Schu, D. Baxter’s DUI, and Upton’s highs and lows, it feels like an episode of General Hospital. I guess if I was going to apply a T.V. drama to this team purely based on their record, it would be Lost.



